A quiet nod to the principle that governs every intelligent system: what you keep determines who you become.

“Cache Is King” distils Elephantasm’s view of memory into a single assertion. Not everything is worth storing. What persists shapes identity — in machines, and in us.

Embroidered on soft, washed corduroy, the cap is intentionally restrained. Clean typography on the front. A subtle Elephantasm mark on the back. No noise, no spectacle — just a signal for those who understand how prioritisation, decay, and recall define cognition.

Lightweight, unstructured, and built to age well.

Wear it like a background process.

Product features

- 100% cotton corduroy for a textured, durable finish

- Unstructured six-panel, low-profile crown for a relaxed fit

- Adjustable strap with gold-colored metal buckle for easy sizing

- Cotton twill sweatband and taping with six embroidered eyelets

- Vintage, lived-in aesthetic with soft, wearable color

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.